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		<title>Accelerometer Equipped Marital Aid (NSFW)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you the type that keeps track of every move you make? Even during sex? There's a new marital aid that's just for you.
Link: Accelerometer Equipped Marital Aid (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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<p><em>Link: <a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5135806/accelerometer+equipped-cock-ring-counts-how-many-boinks-it-takes-to-reach-female-disappointment-nsfw" target="_blank">Accelerometer Equipped Marital Aid</a> <strong>(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)</strong></em></p>
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